Funny Answers to old Questions

Finally, the 6 answers we've been waiting 4:
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: What is an australian kiss?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: Why were hurricanes normally named after women?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, They take your house and car with them.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

and:

Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.